Doomsday Discs Oxymoron – Synthetic Cheese 177+g

Doomsday Discs Oxymoron – Synthetic Cheese 177+g

We talked about the Bologna. Now here's the cheese.

The Oxymoron is one of the most requested items from disc golfers and collectors alike — a flying square. Not a disc. Technically. But it flies, and it sells, and it will absolutely stop people in their tracks when you pull it out of your bag. This run comes with the "Synthetic Cheese" stamp in two very appropriate colorways: American Cheese Yellow and Sharp Cheddar Orange. The bottom stamp includes a disclaimer, because the Oxymoron is a wild flyer and everyone who throws it deserves fair warning.

Like the Cardiac Arrest heart-shaped release before it, the square shape can cause a small amount of imperfection on the top of the disc — but that only adds to the charm. Unlike the hearts, the Oxymoron is made in premium Survival plastic, which makes it feel legitimate in the hand even when it refuses to behave in the air.

These are not PDGA approved and are strictly for entertainment purposes. They throw surprisingly well, sell instantly, and make for the best conversation piece in any disc golf bag. Limited quantities available.

Shop the Doomsday Discs Oxymoron – Synthetic Cheese at Top Tier Disc Golf in Billings, Montana. Free shipping on orders over $70.